I got an answer for that, but I don't think it's proper... ^_^
Why are instructors such idiots?
Why are instructors such idiots?
Yellow Horse Monkey!
<< Please do not touch the exhibits. >>
Two Gates the silent House of Sleep adorn; Of polish'd Iv'ry this, that of transparent Horn:
True Visions thro' transparent Horn arise; Thro' polish'd Iv'ry pass deluding Lies.
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Posts: 2315 (06/21/03 23:09:39) Across the night |
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mediumrareXXL |
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Posts: 9653 (06/22/03 06:08:32) Will Rule for Food |
Because part of the induction rites into the Guild of Instructors is to sacrifice 85 IQ points.
Why do I love Metallica so much? It defies all reason... |
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CriancaBunnyears |
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Posts: 6783 (06/22/03 10:36:28) Congenial Succubus |
Because they're cool. Duh.
Why would anyone put a whole bunch of rocks under a hammock? Crianca "That's no ordinary rabbit." |
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hiyayaywhopee |
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Posts: 4228 (06/22/03 11:53:07) This mind is missing |
to annoy you.
have you ever fallen asleep in some strange place? where? |
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Duke396 |
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Posts: 3857 (06/22/03 20:21:06) Crianca's Plaything |
Uhh.. I fell asleep in English class if that counts.
what do you hate most?  |
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Vild Djavul |
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Posts: 2315 (06/22/03 20:26:02) Across the night |
People. I hate people.
Why are computers so damn shotty? Yellow Horse Monkey! << Please do not touch the exhibits. >> |
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1inchpin |
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Posts: 11399 (06/23/03 03:06:29) dazed |
Shotty? it's a conspiracy
Why is my brother singing about fish pie on the toilet (he was in fact doing that when I was typing it.)  A cross upon her bedroom wall. From grace she will fall. An image burning in her mind. And between her thighs. |
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mediumrareXXL |
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Posts: 9653 (06/23/03 08:18:08) Will Rule for Food |
OMG HE REELY LIEK TEH PIE
Any guesses on what kind of song he was singing? |
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1inchpin |
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Posts: 11399 (06/23/03 23:06:02) dazed |
I have no idea, but it sucked.
Why are my sleeping habits so odd? And why does it smell like apple pie in here (it does.. o.O) A cross upon her bedroom wall. From grace she will fall. An image burning in her mind. And between her thighs. |
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demandred5151 |
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Posts: 691 (06/24/03 04:54:24) Pondering the depths |
Because you sleepwalk, and the night before you tripped and fell face first into an apple pie. Then, still sleeping, you crawled back into bed smelling like apple pie. SCHWING!
How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? |
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Decaying Velvet Star |
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Posts: 228 (06/24/03 19:38:41) |
**looks around the room*
um..okay, for real?* well...Mongol horses were small, but their riders were lightly clad and they moved with greater speed. So..these were hardy men who grew up on horses and hunting, making them better warriors than those who grew up in agricultural societies and cities...Therefore..um..okay... ....nononono! I totally Know this one! sshhh! ummm, ...um... could someobody pat me on the head?  *I succumb my being once more to the ethereal darkness-
to that which I know best and have learned to call Home*  |
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1inchpin |
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Posts: 11399 (06/24/03 20:29:13) dazed |
Is that a question? lol *pat pat*
Who is hotter; Mireille or Kirika? if you can't answer that- Who is funnier, Jay Leno or David Letterman? A cross upon her bedroom wall. From grace she will fall. An image burning in her mind. And between her thighs. |
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Marte666 |
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Posts: 2623 (06/25/03 04:41:02) Proud to be Dutch |
Mireille.
 Why am I addicted to Ezboards?  ~yours:marte
 "Well, that's the past now, isn't it? What I just said is now the past. And what I just said is now the past. There's a tense in the Irish language, the continuous past. You can't see the future, you don't think about the present - it's gone in a second - so you live in the past." |
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mediumrareXXL |
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Posts: 9653 (06/25/03 11:19:02) Will Rule for Food |
Cos they slip weird thing in your drinks. Tell them to stop it.
Arrrghghghghghghghghghgh what is it in pollen that makes my eye SO DAMN ITCHY!!??!?!?!? |
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Decaying Velvet Star |
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Posts: 228 (06/25/03 14:56:53) |
....*runs over her kitty and gets to the keyboard..me! me! me! me! me!!
oooh..I soooo totally know !!..yes, I know..'cause I'm allergic to dust ..bunnies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..ok!!!... Well, the types of pollen that most commonly cause allergic reactions are produced by the plain-looking plants (trees, grasses, and weeds) that do not have showy flowers. These plants manufacture small, light, dry pollen granules that are custom-made for wind transport. In addition, most allergenic pollen comes from plants that produce it in huge quantities. Basically, the chemical makeup of pollen is the basic factor that determines whether a particular type is likely to cause fever....and..um...*looks around theroom..*..I ...don't.... um....*sighs** I'm sorry. I'm getting nowhere. **hands you some eyedrops & smiles  ** um...What's up with my short memory?..is it..ok? ..'cause .I don't...um..  . *I succumb my being once more to the ethereal darkness-
to that which I know best and have learned to call Home* |
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umaeril |
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Posts: 36509 (06/25/03 18:45:32) «(1ik35 1uN4Ri5' Pi3)» |
well, i would say that your memory is slowly leaking out since there is a hole somewhere. so you need to find that hole and glue it!!!!
where is the end of the world?
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mediumrareXXL |
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Posts: 9653 (06/26/03 07:34:48) Will Rule for Food |
Where? Well, I guess the edge of the atmosphere, then.
(Thanks for the explanation, you Sexxxie Goddess  )Why do peoples have such huge egos? |
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Duke396 |
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Posts: 3857 (06/26/03 08:50:03) Crianca's Plaything |
Because they have their heads up their ass.
Why are people scum? |
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firecrescent |
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Posts: 1724 (06/26/03 09:45:41) squander this sorrow |
Because they have personal issues and in an attempt to deny those issues, they project them onto other people.
Has your dishwasher ever talked to you? mine has talked to me....   |
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hiyayaywhopee |
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Posts: 4228 (06/26/03 16:35:23) This mind is missing |
no i haven't. but i have heard my celing fan talk to me before.
have you ever had the strange feeling that you just might be going crazy? |
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