I'm jerking off in class, and my teacher says "Hey there, what's the wiener for?"
And I say, "Sex, silly."
And he's like "lol"
And I say, "Sex, silly."
And he's like "lol"
~150 lbs of Jewish fury
Two Gates the silent House of Sleep adorn; Of polish'd Iv'ry this, that of transparent Horn:
True Visions thro' transparent Horn arise; Thro' polish'd Iv'ry pass deluding Lies.
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Posts: 39 (03/24/06 16:39:55) Fans the Flames |
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Posts: 36509 (03/24/06 16:42:49) «(1ik35 1uN4Ri5' Pi3)» |
Uh huh...riiiiiiight. Suuuuure he did.
So what have you been doing lately, besides jerking off?
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Posts: 39 (03/24/06 16:47:18) Fans the Flames |
Auditions for Miss Saigon(a musical) which the results will be posted on monday
Being stoked about my upcoming trip to NYC this April with the Madrigal singers Killing infidels. That kinda stuff. How about you? ~150 lbs of Jewish fury
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Posts: 36509 (03/24/06 23:45:56) «(1ik35 1uN4Ri5' Pi3)» |
Wow I hope you get the part, fantastic!
Me, I am just doing nothing. Work is busy and I like it. And I live with my bf and he is great. I need to lose weight but what else is new. And that's about it. Tomorrow I have my D&D game at my friend's house so that is cool, we will play all afternoon and all night to about midnight. Yay!
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Posts: 39 (03/25/06 11:31:55) Fans the Flames |
lol nerd
jk What do you do? I mean job-wise. ~150 lbs of Jewish fury
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Posts: 36509 (03/26/06 20:00:13) «(1ik35 1uN4Ri5' Pi3)» |
I monitor and write reports for neurophysiologic intraoperative monitoring cases. So someone gets an operation, a tech goes into the OR and monitors the case with respect to certain modalities such as EEG (electroencephalography) or SSEP (somatosensory evoked potentials). These are just buzz words for monitoring the integrity of the brain and spinal cord. When they get done doing that they generate a body of information. I go through that information and evaluate it and write a report on it. Fun!
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Posts: 1071 (03/26/06 20:47:31) Dragons Rage Within |
What, you mean you still have homework and reports after school is over and done with?? Poor uma!
Of course, I suppose it's the same for just about everyone. What they don't tell you in grade school is that all the homework really IS practice for the real world. Bleh. Anywho... So... Hi. Without failure, how can man appreciate success? Without loss, how can man value gain? Without hard work, how can man know the joy of striving? Without despair, how can man understand hope? Perfection only serves to kill itself and sheltering your children merely robs from them the richness that life has to offer. Without death, life means nothing. Without sin, what meaning virtue? |
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Posts: 1821 (03/27/06 17:24:22) The Doctor |
No, no, you've got it wrong Roya.
The real world is practice for homework.  How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live. -Henry David Thoreau Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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Posts: 36509 (03/28/06 18:57:23) «(1ik35 1uN4Ri5' Pi3)» |
Hehe Zurtok that is a way to turn it upside down!
But yah, the field I am in, my homework and studying is never done, sad to say.
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Posts: 39 (03/28/06 21:31:41) Fans the Flames |
It's also sad to say that everything you said went way over my head and landed somewhere around New Mexico
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Posts: 1821 (03/29/06 12:25:18) The Doctor |
Perhaps you need to work on getting your Jewfroe higher then, ZJ.
When I was at Synagouge last month, there were some truely amazing Jewfroes. And, yeah, I'm gonna have the same problem Uma. Hopefully, I'll be able to torture others as much as they torture me. Bwahahaha. How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live. -Henry David Thoreau Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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Posts: 36509 (03/29/06 21:10:28) «(1ik35 1uN4Ri5' Pi3)» |
Zurtok you go to Synagogue?
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Posts: 1821 (03/29/06 22:25:14) The Doctor |
Very occasionally.
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live. -Henry David Thoreau Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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