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meguchan

Have a test.

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(03/05/06 18:33:59)

Sparks in the Wind

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It's a .. "Would You Have Been a Nazi Test" as the author describes.

www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17675020579094199926

I thought it was interesting.
But enough about that. Have fun.

here's my result

The SS Officer
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on the pages of history, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for the Fatherland itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen!

I am but a stain. And coincidentally I have a fetish for SS uniforms

Crazy Dave Number 23

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(03/05/06 18:46:27)

ILOVEIT!!!
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test
- it rules -

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 12% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 47% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 1% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

But think about it Mio, how could I have turned out any different, in relation to those questions, when I live in the USA?!

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The Gov

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(03/05/06 20:16:02)

Walks in Legend

I got -

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic.

Sehr gut, I guess.

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umaeril

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(03/05/06 20:20:05)

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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

umaeril

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(03/05/06 20:21:19)

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Be cool if we were all expatriots here. Well...except for our resident SS officer. ^^

Scorpionac

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(03/05/06 20:56:10)

TML

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 9% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.

Boy I'm glad I have an easily-manipulated mind. >_<

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Can't get your head in the head shop, your jeans are fulla crap
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CriancaBunnyears

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(03/05/06 23:14:10)

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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test
- it rules -

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 4% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 4% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 29% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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meguchan

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(03/06/06 03:24:28)

Sparks in the Wind

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But think about it Mio, how could I have turned out any different, in relation to those questions, when I live in the USA?!

I dunno! You tell me!

And wow just 2 ppl got different result overall!

mediumrareXXL

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(03/06/06 05:07:52)

Will Rule for Food
My 6969th post
was about mammaries!

Expatriate.

"Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi."

If I had been born in the 1930s I would have been 9 at most when the war started, so it's unlikely I would have had the choice of leaving...

Skullmaster

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(03/06/06 05:11:19)

TheEnglishOne

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 95% antitolerant, and 95% blindly patriotic
Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 53% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 98% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 98% on patriotic

Mwahahahahahaha! Fear my evilness, that test was so true of me, I feel so happy that my evilness has been recognised :evil

1inchpin

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(03/06/06 13:50:40)

dazed
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Not giving a fuck wins again!!

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi

Loveable Bitch

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(03/07/06 05:40:39)

The Everyday German
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

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mediumrareXXL

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(03/07/06 10:08:41)

Will Rule for Food
My 6969th post
was about mammaries!

"Mwahahahahahaha! Fear my evilness, that test was so true of me, I feel so happy that my evilness has been recognised "

Uh yeah, that's definitely something to be proud of.

Zurtok

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(03/07/06 12:32:27)

The Doctor
of Asshattery
Ho-kin

Expatriate here too.

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
-Henry David Thoreau

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Skullmaster

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(03/07/06 12:34:52)

TheEnglishOne

Sure it's something to be proud of, I get all choked up about it.

meguchan

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(03/07/06 14:58:01)

Sparks in the Wind

I sure ain't proud of what I am! I am a dangerous individual, if I ever got my hands on a gun - it might spell .... trouble.

Skullmaster

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(03/08/06 02:23:27)

TheEnglishOne

Yeah........riiiiiight.

Loveable Bitch

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(03/08/06 05:36:32)

I actually think mine is about right... and knowing people who did blindly follow the government I know I similar to them in term of political awareness.

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mediumrareXXL

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(03/08/06 08:48:25)

Will Rule for Food
My 6969th post
was about mammaries!

Something that quiz can't factor in is a person's bravery, so I'm sure there's a lot of "expatriates" who would just be too scared to do anything/run away (probably meeeeeee).

umaeril

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(03/08/06 16:16:12)

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