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xteam1 |
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I hump sheep.
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Crazy Dave Number 23 |
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I think you're making a terrible mistake.
Okay, maybe if you're desperate enough, unstable enough, you could call the first sheep experimentory. But after the first experience, it's no longer a joke. It's just sick. Grave consequences my friend, grave consequences. |
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umaeril |
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21007 |
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Isn't it punishable by death in some places if you have sexual relations with animals?
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Crazy Dave Number 23 |
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Most certainly is.
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umaeril |
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21007 |
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well in about half states in US you're gonna be sittin in the slammer if you do it anyways, that's worse than death penalty
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Zurtok |
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Hehehe, I believe (not absolutely certain about this) that it's an offense punishable by stoning in Islam.
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live. -Henry David Thoreau Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -Ralph Waldo Emerson |
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umaeril |
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GoldenRoya |
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Not to mention the anatomical incompatibility.
I remember reading an anecdote awhile ago about a man who had to go to the emergency room for a hemorhaging rectum. The docs couldn't figure out what caused it, until the man admitted that he'd been convincing one of his pigs to screw him. And I mean, screw - boar aparatus' are shaped like corkscrews, which is what did all the ripping and tearing in the rectum. Without failure, how can man appreciate success? Without loss, how can man value gain? Without hard work, how can man know the joy of striving? Without despair, how can man understand hope? Perfection only serves to kill itself and sheltering your children merely robs from them the richness that life has to offer. Without death, life means nothing. Without sin, what meaning virtue? |
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umaeril |
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The Gov |
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There was a case a short while ago of a Seattle man dying after having sex with a horse. It perforated his colon.
Quote: seattletimes.nwsource.com...se15m.html Quote: seattletimes.nwsource.com...rm16m.html |
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umaeril |
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