... Match.com?
You just got out of an internet relationship, which failed because of the very limitations of it's concept, and yet you're looking to internet websites for future intimacy? I mean, granted these websites find people near you, but still. The concept boggles me.
I mean, jeez, ain't there any pretty girls at the supermarket? Like, you know, maybe a girl that dropped some items out of her cart by accident, and you can pick them up for her all gallantly and ask for her digits? That's Ethan-ish. "My many pardons, but you seem to have dropped your... uh... prephiration-H and seltzer water, my lady. And, if I might be so bold, you look quite comely this afternoon. Might I send a messenger pigeon your way someday? Perhaps take you out for meat and mead?"
And then she'll say, "Aye," or, "Would that I could." Either way, whatever. It's tried and true. That is, you know, human-effin-contact.
Want a girl? First you should stop avoiding them. It might help.
But, uh, yeah... ~Silences himself, goes back to lurking~
P.S. HI UMA~!~!~!
You just got out of an internet relationship, which failed because of the very limitations of it's concept, and yet you're looking to internet websites for future intimacy? I mean, granted these websites find people near you, but still. The concept boggles me.
I mean, jeez, ain't there any pretty girls at the supermarket? Like, you know, maybe a girl that dropped some items out of her cart by accident, and you can pick them up for her all gallantly and ask for her digits? That's Ethan-ish. "My many pardons, but you seem to have dropped your... uh... prephiration-H and seltzer water, my lady. And, if I might be so bold, you look quite comely this afternoon. Might I send a messenger pigeon your way someday? Perhaps take you out for meat and mead?"
And then she'll say, "Aye," or, "Would that I could." Either way, whatever. It's tried and true. That is, you know, human-effin-contact.
Want a girl? First you should stop avoiding them. It might help.
But, uh, yeah... ~Silences himself, goes back to lurking~
P.S. HI UMA~!~!~!
