I once had an egg named Peter,
his friends are made up of neeglehorts
and shlumgullians.
I fed it a balanced diet
of expired dreams
and portioned reptillans.
As the vulgarity continued to prosper
we finished crossword puzzles
and triumphed in scuffles
meant to crush weak backs.
I once had a melon named Serene
and it drove a Lamberweenie
while living in a Vonnegut dream.
Sips of Long Island Iced Tea
are dancing like prayers in moonlight song
and throwing staplers at passersby.
Let's trapse through the wilds
and blare old 80's tunes
full up with synth and feelings lost.
Why bloody lines
when the blind sign for free?
Passed the point the school is in
and waiting to be influenced by the fall,
so pussyfoot witrh me through the jumping mullet
and mourn not the passing whip-or-will
nor the accident's kill.
More people arrived
and the horror clicked in my head.
Why the sport's bar buzz
and the stench of cigs?
his friends are made up of neeglehorts
and shlumgullians.
I fed it a balanced diet
of expired dreams
and portioned reptillans.
As the vulgarity continued to prosper
we finished crossword puzzles
and triumphed in scuffles
meant to crush weak backs.
I once had a melon named Serene
and it drove a Lamberweenie
while living in a Vonnegut dream.
Sips of Long Island Iced Tea
are dancing like prayers in moonlight song
and throwing staplers at passersby.
Let's trapse through the wilds
and blare old 80's tunes
full up with synth and feelings lost.
Why bloody lines
when the blind sign for free?
Passed the point the school is in
and waiting to be influenced by the fall,
so pussyfoot witrh me through the jumping mullet
and mourn not the passing whip-or-will
nor the accident's kill.
More people arrived
and the horror clicked in my head.
Why the sport's bar buzz
and the stench of cigs?
